the question of the century
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Nope, they're the undead whoooooooooooooooooo spooky!
Yes... It's still a corpse
hmmm.well the person is dead...but still functioning...so...NAH i wouldnt say it is
hmmm...wat an odd question...wat would inspire u 2 ask that?! lol
yes. it is pretty much definitional...
No because a zombie would be considered undead. Your safe!
no way, it is zombiephilia. That is a completely different crime and abberation.
yes they are dead
They are not really dead. They are paralyzed with tetrodotoxin so I would have to say no.
by today's laws... YES
atleast untill laws are re-written to include the undead they would be treated as corpses.
however i think it is rather worse and should be treated differently
See if there's a pulse first. If so, take another shot of Vodka and hold your nose, as you go for it.
But, I would suggest taking up a hobby.
It is more necrophobia, because you may not like it.
Talk about a dead f@#k. It probably would be unless you paid for it then it might be necrotution. Or if you beat and bound said zombie it may be considered C%26M (Corpse and Master), you may not want to try oral though as zombies are also known flesh eaters, or maybe they just have a severe biting fetish, wich in either case could be more than a little disheartening when you find out you've been made into a zombie eunich.
Well, I would never have sex with a zombie and don't ever intend to. I know many people who already having sex with zombies. They sleep right next to their wives and drunk drunk as can be with no results. Thats a zombie for ya.
IN california, i dont think so as long the zombie was intending to hurt you...i always say carry an unregistered piece to place in the zombie's pants just in case
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